Top 10 Ways to Avoid Sleep February 19, 2010

Julie is perfecting her methodology for not going to sleep. This post captures some of her best strategies.

1. kicking her feet
2. holding her feet straight up in the air
3. attempting to grab her feet with her hands while laying on her back with your feet straight up in the air
4. holding her arm up in the air (this one is great because you know that if she starts to doze off her arm will drop and instantly wake her up!)
5. rotating your hand in a motion comparable to a beauty queen wave and looking at your hand
6. flailing your arms to the right then the left
7. crying and on occasion using real tears
8. rolling around from side to side
9. playing with her blanket using her hands & feet
10. laughing at Brutus or her daddy

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